Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors

Mike-Dodging: The Long Distance Relationship

"Wait, you guys aren't dead?!?"  That's the question that's been getting asked a lot and the answer is: mostly NO!!  Brian and Seth of the band Downstairs Neighbors are, in fact, alive and back with a brand-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!  There's a new setup and a few other changes coming your way, but one thing remains the same: these two should NOT be allowed near live mics!  On this episode, the guys tackle football not allowing tackling anymore, Trumpworld, movies and more - all while hiding out from debt collectors named Mike.  Welcome back to another fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!!

John Cena: The Discount Mark Wahlberg

John Cena, racism, and one-legged hookers??  That's right folks, the boys are back with another all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!  On this episode, Brian and Seth, of the band Downstairs Neighbors, reveal the winner of their Oscar prediction challenge, as well as discuss the hit movie "Black Panther," and the effects it has on racism today.  Also, the guys discuss some of the never-ending Trump drama as well as a few recent happenings in the world of sports.  Plus, in a stunning wager, Seth and Brian raise the stakes as they embark on their NCAA March Madness brackets!!  All this and more on the latest fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!

30 Minutes Without a Dick

Crying quilts, billboards, and Tide pods??  Don't even pretend you don't know what that means.  It's time for another all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!!  On this episode, Brian and Seth, of the band Downstairs Neighbors, discuss all things Superbowl, from the game, to the commercials, the halftime show, and even the postgame behavior, as only they can: with dick jokes and shameless unfunded sponsor plugs!!  The guys also start the annual celebration of Oscar season by making their predictions and, at the end of the show, find out what big surprise Seth and Brian have in store for the future!!  All this and more on the latest fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!

Sing the Songs and Bring the Dicks

NFL playoffs, Hugh Jackman, and a bag of dicks?!?  You’re not even shocked anymore, are you?  That’s right, folks, it’s another brand-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!  On this episode, Brian and Seth, of the band Downstairs Neighbors, discuss some of their favorite movies from 2017, while also looking ahead to the movies coming out in 2018.  Also on this episode, the guys cover the Golden Globes and the sensitive issue of sexual harassment against women as only they can.  Also, find out what a small donation of just $12.99 can get you!!  All this and more on the latest fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!

2017 Holiday Special: The Second Half

Long story short: Seth and Brian got locked out of the studio due to holiday closures, but they wanted to bring the holly jolly merriment to you anyway!!  (Okay, full disclosure, they just really wanted to drink and hear themselves speak....)  At any rate, on this all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors, Brian and Seth break out the mobile studio and bring another LIVE AND UNCUT special to help celebrate the holidays with a massive TWO-PART episode!!  On this second part, the guys discuss the recently passed tax bill and other politics, as well as some interesting history lessons thanks to Seth's public school education.  All this comes your way, while the guys also comment on the Portland Trailblazers game that aired on December 20th, 2017.  Enjoy and Happy Holidays, everyone!!!

2017 Holiday Special: The First Half

Long story short: Seth and Brian got locked out of the studio due to holiday closures, but they wanted to bring the holly jolly merriment to you anyway!!  (Okay, full disclosure, they just really wanted to drink and hear themselves speak....)  At any rate, on this all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors, Brian and Seth break out the mobile studio and bring another LIVE AND UNCUT special to help celebrate the holidays with a massive TWO-PART episode!!  On this first part, the guys stick largely to movies and entertainment, while also commenting on the Portland Trailblazers game that aired on December 20th, 2017.  Enjoy and Happy Holidays, everyone!!!

It Hurts Me To Say This, But...

Losing to win, handsy politicians, and disappearing facial hair?  Why not, it's time for another episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!  On this episode, Brian and Seth of the band Downstairs Neighbors get into a verbal battle about who has the sh*ttier football team, discuss the outbreak of inappropriate male behavior, and revisit last week's unseen movie review subject: Justice League with an in-depth SEEN review of the film.  Were they finally right about one of their unseen movie reviews?!?!?  Tune in to this all-new fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors to find out!!

Political Pocket Pussy

With a name like "Political Pocket Pussy," you can expect a grab....bag, let's go with "bag," of topics on this all new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors.  On this edition, Brian and Seth, of the band Downstairs Neighbors, discuss everything from gun control, to the latest Marvel smash hit, "Thor: Ragnarok" and they also provide an impromptu UNSEEN MOVIE REVIEW for the new Justice League movie!!  All that, plus a Presidential walk down memory lane, and a quick (kinda) recap of this year's CMAs on the latest fun-filled, lawsuit-worthy, episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!

MoviePass is NOT Paying Us

Columbus, Hollywood, and Hitler?!?  What else would you expect from the guys at Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors?  Due to a technical problem, this episode was delayed in production, but it’s finally here!!  Recorded on Columbus Day, Brian and Seth of the band Downstairs Neighbors discuss the history surrounding Christopher Columbus, from “discovering” America to directing Home Alone 2.  The guys also take a look at a few other key moments in American history, before venturing into the world of Hollywood and some of the latest movies.  Mix in some sports talk and you’re in for another fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!

Alt Ball Sweat: The True Life Adventures of Alex Jones

Football, Trump, and the Mooch??  Sadly, that doesn't even sound weird these days...but it's time for another brand new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!  On this episode, Brian and Seth, from the band Downstairs Neighbors, get competitive over the upcoming football season, and more importantly, their ongoing fantasy football clashes.  Also on this episode, the guys are joined by longtime listener and fellow fantasy footballer, Big Ryan, as they take a look at some of the latest drama going on in the White House.  All this and more on this fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!

*NOTE: this episode was recorded before Hurricane Harvey, and as such, we neglect to address it here - our thoughts and prayers are with those affected by the storms*

Live from Portland: Failing the Bechdel Test

Do NOT listen to this episode!!  Whatever you do, DON'T listen to this!  This completely uncut edition of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors takes place while Seth and Brian are visiting Portland, OR and their friend, long-time listener, and previous guest on Final Hour, Alex Venutolo joins in on the fun that should have never aired!!  Alright, if you're still listening to this at this point, it's all on you.  WE WILL NOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE!!!

~Love and kisses and dicks,
Brian

Deep Dish Chicago Style Vendetta

Fake news, nude shark attacks, and revenge?!?  No, we aren't talking about Seth and Brian's annual summer picnic - it's time for another all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!  On this episode, Brian and Seth of the band Downstairs Neighbors discuss everything from baseball to Spiderman, and even the REAL reason Brian hates Chicago!  Plus, the guys wrap up (FINALLY) their three-part seemingly endless debate on the merits of Transformers 4.  Yes, THAT Transformers 4.  From 2014.  Seriously.  All this and more, plus the debut of another brand new segment: "Fake News" on this fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!

Big Dick Acting with Mark Wahlberg

Superheroes, emojis, and robot bestiality?!?  Yup, sounds about right for the latest episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!  On this all-new episode, Brian and Seth from the band Downstairs Neighbors debate the merits of Transformers 4 in anticipation of seeing the newest installment, Transformers: The Last Knight.  It's also time for the July movie previews, Seth reveals his morality boundaries, and Brian gets broken.  All this and more on this fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!

Michael Bay presents Comeytimus Prime vs. Megatrump

Truth, lies, and robo-dildos??  Yeah.  It's time for another fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!  On this all-new episode, Brian and Seth of the Downstairs Neighbors explore everything from Wonder Woman to the Comey testimony and, of course, with the level of professionalism and class that only they can provide!  Also on this episode of Final Hour, find out about Brian's new revelation about fatherhood, and things get SEXY in a brand new segment of the show!!  All this and more on the latest can't-miss episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!

Dad Jokes

Ladies and gentlemen, Brian is a father!!  Who would've thought becoming a dad would be so hard....on Seth!  On this all-new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors, the guys discuss how fatherhood has changed life for Brian as well as taking a quick look at the always predictable NBA Finals.  Also, the boys are back at it again with the summer movie preview for the month of June.  All this and more on the latest fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!

Unsolved Mysteries of the Georgia Golum

Russia, Chicago, and Steve Harvey?!?  Just another day in the life of the West Coast Neighbors!  On this all-new episode of Final Hour, Brian and Seth discuss everything from the NFL Draft to Trump's FBI drama, and Seth takes Brian on a trip down memory lane to discuss if there's such a thing as TOO MUCH baseball.  All this and more on this fun-filled episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!

Wimp Dicks

Pickles, Aliens, and a brief oldies sing-a-long??  It's either time for your creepy backwoods uncle's springtime barbecue or a new episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!  In this all-new episode, Seth and Brian start to discuss the summer movie lineup, as well as reviewing a couple of movies that have already graced the silver screen this year.  Also, Brian sets a new record for quickest dick reference on the show and Seth struggles to adjust to one of his teenage crushes aging with him.  All this and more on the latest episode of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!

Congress and C*mdumpsters: The Climax

***DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES, IF YOU CANNOT HEAR BRIAN ON THIS EPISODE, PLEASE TRY USING HEADPHONES OR LISTENING ON A COMPUTER - ITUNES USERS, IF HEADPHONES DON'T HELP, ANOTHER PODCAST APP LIKE PODCAST ADDICT MIGHT WORK INSTEAD***

More politics with Brian and Seth from Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors!!  This is the second half of their TWO-PART political extravaganza so if you haven't listened to the first half, we highly recommend you check out Congress and C*mdumpsters: The Erection first.  After all, everybody knows the erection should lead to a nice climax...  In this edition of Final Hour, the guys pick up their discussion about the state of American politics and government today, and take a speculative look at the future of our country, like only they can!!

Congress and C*mdumpsters: The Erection

***DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES, IF YOU CANNOT HEAR BRIAN ON THIS EPISODE, PLEASE TRY USING HEADPHONES OR LISTENING ON A COMPUTER - ITUNES USERS, IF HEADPHONES DON'T HELP, ANOTHER PODCAST APP LIKE PODCAST ADDICT MIGHT WORK INSTEAD***

Nobody asked for it, but here it is anyway!!  It's time for Brian and Seth of Final Hour with the West Coast Neighbors to bring you their own special warped view of the state of American politics!  This brand-new episode of Final Hour was too big to be contained in just one session, so enjoy this TWO-PART political extravaganza!!  In this first part, the guys discuss some of the bigger stories in our current news, and then start a trip down memory lane, examining what happened during the Democratic Primaries, leading up to the election, and the state of things in America today.